Fifty Shades of Grey  - E.L. James Okay, I can't go on anymore. I can sum up this story in one big eyeroll.
If you want more, here's some: "I blush", "I flush", "Oh my", "Holy crap, "Holy fuck", "Holy shit". Now you have 30% of the book. There's also a lot of talk about some inner goddess (whatever that is) and evil subconscious. There's no need for my review because I completely agree with everything Brigid wrote in her review.